It's been awhile since I last posted to this blog (thank you Capt. Obvious). I could give a variety of reasons for why it has been ALMOST A YEAR! since I last put anything on this site but I am not going to do that. To get me writing here again, I am going to let you the reader (yes I meant for that to be singular, thanks Mom) help me with the excuses. I am going to post three options for what my excuse may be and let you (again, thanks Mom) determine what the story will be.
Here's how it will work.
There are three options that follow. You pick the one that you think would make the best story and put your choice in the comments. I will do my bestest to come up with an entertaining and mostly believable excuse. Got it? Here we go.
1. I have been too tired to write here because of my other writing project. I have been writing...
2. On June 25, 2009 I left the house as a healthy, relatively normal, 38 year old man but I when I returned...
3. I'll try to explain, but it's complicated. Let me just say that it involved a wrestling match and a slight limp.
Let me know which will make the best excuse and I'll write it. I am also open to prompts that you may come up with on your own. Hope to hear from you soon.
Peace.
